Health Books Not Hateful Enough?
By Devon Ryan
The Daily Texan
The Texas State Board of Education ruled Friday to exclude any and all information on contraception and disease prevention from middle school health textbooks. The books will now stress only abstinence. The board also added a definition of marriage as a "life-long union" between one man and one woman. However, the board voted against including language that said homosexuals are more likely to use illegal drugs and commit suicide.
This is just evidence of the liberal media corrupting the board's decisions and our poor innocent youth. Obviously homosexuality has been endorsed by health textbooks long enough and sixth-grade is the ultimate battleground age for "be gay, not be gay."
If this vital information is not included, then all of our children will be gay, and then there won't be any children any more. Is that what you want? Well, God wants homosexuals to use illegal drugs and commit suicide, and we as faithful proponents of a book we've yet to read must follow His word and teach our youth that being gay causes you to be a corrupt, evil person. It's for the children.
The media and their liberal, over-educated Ph.D. sociologists would have you believe that homosexuals may be more likely to commit suicide because of the tremendous pain of alienation and exile from their families, friends and society in general.
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, look at the facts. The all-loving power of God has sent us here to taunt and oppress homosexuals because they are obviously the spawn of Satan, otherwise why would they make us so uncomfortable? Why would they give us such intriguing sexual thoughts? I mean just look at them. Being ... different.
The illegal drug use information is extremely important because it is not only a deterrent to being gay but to using drugs, because all young people who use drugs are gay. All this malarkey about illegal drug use as evidence for depression due to prejudice from much of American society in the homosexual community is a dangerous message to send to our young people. Gay people are not depressed; they are "gay." Happy in the realm of the fallen angel Lucifer all the live long day, and it is we who are depressed at their very existence.
The fact that they use drugs that are deemed illegal is evidence that they should be illegal as well. Why can't they abuse Prozac, alcohol and Xanax like decent people? Just as the anti-terrorism effort is important in America, so too is the anti-moral corruption movement. We are not just after homosexuals but the abhorrent scum that harbors them.
We must stop young people from accepting and understanding the heathen homosexual community, because if we don't teach future generations to hate what is different, why ... they wouldn't hate what is different and God would be ... mad.
Yes, God would be mad. Hate is, of course, implicit in the teachings of God. By defining marriage as a life-long union, we expose those people who have been "divorced" as having never been married and their children as bastards. Also, by mentioning that it is between one man and one woman, it dispels the belief, which all sixth-graders have, that marriage is only between gay couples.
Fear not, America. Help is on the way. Thanks to our fabulous campaign for moral values, which is invading our nation quicker than a John Kerry flip-flop, soon homosexuals will have absolutely no rights or respect whatsoever.
And now a note from reality: Conservatives, get over yourselves.
The Daily Texan
The Texas State Board of Education ruled Friday to exclude any and all information on contraception and disease prevention from middle school health textbooks. The books will now stress only abstinence. The board also added a definition of marriage as a "life-long union" between one man and one woman. However, the board voted against including language that said homosexuals are more likely to use illegal drugs and commit suicide.
This is just evidence of the liberal media corrupting the board's decisions and our poor innocent youth. Obviously homosexuality has been endorsed by health textbooks long enough and sixth-grade is the ultimate battleground age for "be gay, not be gay."
If this vital information is not included, then all of our children will be gay, and then there won't be any children any more. Is that what you want? Well, God wants homosexuals to use illegal drugs and commit suicide, and we as faithful proponents of a book we've yet to read must follow His word and teach our youth that being gay causes you to be a corrupt, evil person. It's for the children.
The media and their liberal, over-educated Ph.D. sociologists would have you believe that homosexuals may be more likely to commit suicide because of the tremendous pain of alienation and exile from their families, friends and society in general.
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, look at the facts. The all-loving power of God has sent us here to taunt and oppress homosexuals because they are obviously the spawn of Satan, otherwise why would they make us so uncomfortable? Why would they give us such intriguing sexual thoughts? I mean just look at them. Being ... different.
The illegal drug use information is extremely important because it is not only a deterrent to being gay but to using drugs, because all young people who use drugs are gay. All this malarkey about illegal drug use as evidence for depression due to prejudice from much of American society in the homosexual community is a dangerous message to send to our young people. Gay people are not depressed; they are "gay." Happy in the realm of the fallen angel Lucifer all the live long day, and it is we who are depressed at their very existence.
The fact that they use drugs that are deemed illegal is evidence that they should be illegal as well. Why can't they abuse Prozac, alcohol and Xanax like decent people? Just as the anti-terrorism effort is important in America, so too is the anti-moral corruption movement. We are not just after homosexuals but the abhorrent scum that harbors them.
We must stop young people from accepting and understanding the heathen homosexual community, because if we don't teach future generations to hate what is different, why ... they wouldn't hate what is different and God would be ... mad.
Yes, God would be mad. Hate is, of course, implicit in the teachings of God. By defining marriage as a life-long union, we expose those people who have been "divorced" as having never been married and their children as bastards. Also, by mentioning that it is between one man and one woman, it dispels the belief, which all sixth-graders have, that marriage is only between gay couples.
Fear not, America. Help is on the way. Thanks to our fabulous campaign for moral values, which is invading our nation quicker than a John Kerry flip-flop, soon homosexuals will have absolutely no rights or respect whatsoever.
And now a note from reality: Conservatives, get over yourselves.